Jul 26, 2019
I bang out many current news stories, from dumb kids on airport baggage belts, to the whitewashing of CGI felines, to Europe's record heat, to Los Angeles banning nonexistent horse racing within city limits.
Jul 12, 2019
I offer hopefully the very last words about the highly overrated U.S. women's soccer team and their annoying, androgynous team leader. People that can't be bothered to watch baseball games are getting beaned with foul balls and want more anti-stupid netting. People that deliberately spit into food containers at stores...
Jul 3, 2019
To celebrate America, Nike fuels the outrage industry by releasing a sneaker with the "Betsy Ross" flag. Gas taxes go up again in California, yet our residents are "concerned" about the overused migrant children in cages rhetoric. L.A. bums are temporarily inconvenienced by rare sidewalk cleaning.