Dec 19, 2018
Alfonso Ribeiro is demanding money from the Fortnite empire for incorporating the Carlton dance into the game, as is some punk ass little whiteboy from the internet, and a mumble rapper from his mama's house. It's tranny time again in the news, as a he/she became a Ms. Universe contestant, and a she/he won a men's boxing match. I then turn to the alphabet for inspiration on things to rant about.