Jun 17, 2021
Let's face it, EVERYTHING is racist. From bird names, to barbecuing steaks, to dogs....EVERYTHING and everyone is racist, at least according to the highly intelligent white women on TikTok. Happy upcoming July 4th...wait, that's also racist. Happy Juneteenth? Racist.
May 25, 2021
Once I mock the latest "singer" to come out as non-binary, I continue with my Memorial Day tradition of skewering the worst music of mankind, AKA the current Top 40. Don't say I didn't warn you!
May 5, 2021
Some selfish prick leaps off a San Diego parking structure, killing a woman upon impact, which makes my tolerance for suicidal jumpers drop (so to speak) to less than zero. After updating the fence status on Suicide Bridge in Pasadena, I examine some of the most frivolous lawsuits ever filed, following the...
Apr 21, 2021
I skewer everything from MLB moving the All Star Game for dumb political reasons, to untalented talk show hosts, to women with naggy voices, to Eric Garcetti (another woman with a naggy voice!)
Mar 25, 2021
California is finally opening theme parks, with one catch...no screaming on the rides! Gavin Neutered appears on the View to tell the rest of the country (that doesn't know any better) what a great guy he is. While trapped in a dentist chair, I am subject to atrocious daytime television programming on the little mounted...